I write long, boring analysis articles on www.carefreechronicles.com. Here, I have fun.Tumblr (3.0; @carefreechronicles)http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/57c79e7959de064d75263cedefa481ac/tumblr_mmyg2bD1we1rylmilo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Whose idea was it to allow David Luiz to drive???</p> <p>David Luiz: WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!</p> <p>Yossi’s face: I have made a terrible decision oh my god oh my god oh my god</p> <p>Nando: hanging on for his dear life</p>http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50668040932http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50668040932Fri, 17 May 2013 15:17:00 -0400david luizyossi benayounfernando torres<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/carefreechronicles/50667882153/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_50667882153" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="225" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hspn.tumblr.com/post/50667024036/everyone-celebrates-ivanovics-goal">hspn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Bonus hilarious video:</em> Everyone celebrates <a href="http://hspn.tumblr.com/post/50591744968/ivanovic-scores-europa-league-winning-header" title="Branislav Ivanovic scores the Europa League-winning header">Branislav Ivanovic’s goal</a>.</p> <ol><li><a href="http://hspn.tumblr.com/post/43080401016/cahill-is-a-morning-person" title="Gary Cahill is a morning person">Gary Cahill</a> playfully sneaking up on <a href="http://hspn.tumblr.com/post/29901624903/got-back" title="Got back">Brana</a>.</li> <li><a href="http://hspn.tumblr.com/post/42761712709/marin-is-everyones-little-brother" title="Marko Marin is everyone's little brother">Frank Lampard aggressively shoving</a> aside Cahill, who goes flying, to get to Brana.</li> <li><a href="http://hspn.tumblr.com/post/31987705565/ashs-reactions-are-my-new-favorite-thing" title="Ashley Cole's reactions are my new favorite thing">Ashley Cole</a> pogoing with joy.</li> </ol></blockquote>http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50667882153http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50667882153Fri, 17 May 2013 15:15:10 -0400gary cahillfrank lampardbranislav ivanovicashley cole<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f6a201ea64c1dc0fd84737fba10789b1/tumblr_mmv55gqvsM1qa6wuzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50662992790http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50662992790Fri, 17 May 2013 13:47:24 -0400john terry<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/91269433585d3a739fdc670f02761e83/tumblr_mmv6cgryvg1rnv8fxo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/91269433585d3a739fdc670f02761e83/tumblr_mmv6cgryvg1rnv8fxo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://azpi.tumblr.com/post/50659172627">azpi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bye-and-forget-it.tumblr.com/post/50535305622/oh-fernando-plz"> </a></p> </blockquote>http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50662869683http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50662869683Fri, 17 May 2013 13:45:04 -0400branislav ivanovicfernando torres<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3fbb0f584d24b4d09abd2123f62437f1/tumblr_mmw9kvxnpy1r3p0vko4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1b121b63dd0a2a20de792fe7708fda15/tumblr_mmw9kvxnpy1r3p0vko3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8fe2520b83e192685ee7046e31e606ce/tumblr_mmw9kvxnpy1r3p0vko2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0431409793baae68fb13c96b63bdca69/tumblr_mmw9kvxnpy1r3p0vko1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rockandplay.tumblr.com/post/50658668862/willm-beckman-this-is-amazing-n">rockandplay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://willm-beckman.tumblr.com/post/50585944613/this-is-amazing">willm-beckman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this is amazing.</p> </blockquote> <p>N</p> </blockquote>http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50662839867http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50662839867Fri, 17 May 2013 13:44:29 -0400paulo ferreiraashley cole<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6b19abf62a9f68f3a936075cd9798b04/tumblr_mmyam72Mmg1ra9tl1o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/352f29a8e012a576e97a27ad4164dadc/tumblr_mmyam72Mmg1ra9tl1o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd2b712395f847c1605b38fccb9659ba/tumblr_mmyam72Mmg1ra9tl1o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f5315279811d64141679a622e719d179/tumblr_mmyam72Mmg1ra9tl1o9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3745275db8cd9515d13e830e95eb7bc9/tumblr_mmyam72Mmg1ra9tl1o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9f903001df5fbd3363e56e30b9e95a31/tumblr_mmyam72Mmg1ra9tl1o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dd935d0649eae6938377a031865fd27d/tumblr_mmyam72Mmg1ra9tl1o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/40703a6a685c7f194bdaec3e66d4452a/tumblr_mmyam72Mmg1ra9tl1o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a5e275adc40b7db655309af492fa32ae/tumblr_mmyam72Mmg1ra9tl1o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small><code>Real Madrid players support the Game of Hope</code></small></p> </blockquote> <p>Reblogging mainly for Essien’s laugh and Mourinho’s “Done?”.</p>http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50662791790http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50662791790Fri, 17 May 2013 13:43:36 -0400michael essienjose mourinho<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/443bb852ca96601db7934b7ece8b9697/tumblr_mmybsiJXWm1rjev45o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50660807070http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50660807070Fri, 17 May 2013 13:05:50 -0400cesar azpilicuetafernando torres<p>Torres: &#8220;Okay guys, I have a serious question: who here is the sassiest of all? Who?&#8221;</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/468a6679d1a1c84182f8f43f0048aef7/tumblr_inline_mmy9isV4P71qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>Cech: &#8220;Well&#8230;.. let me have a think&#8230;.&#8221;</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8b87e1ce2dcf75676ecfda3ba2d2e502/tumblr_inline_mmy9ka7DVy1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>Oscar: *I&#8217;m just gonna walk out of here like I didn&#8217;t hear anything*</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/25c148e1871c1332aa6e63e0bc92d2ab/tumblr_inline_mmy9ms8WJi1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>Azpilicueta: &#8220;Okay. Fine. It&#8217;s me. Are you happy now?&#8221;</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/070b4c031516bbfe312146d266574668/tumblr_inline_mmy9qp0PUT1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>[I basically just rearranged the pictures from <a href="http://adidasfootball.tumblr.com/post/50496401658">here</a>.]</p>http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50657447306http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50657447306Fri, 17 May 2013 12:01:01 -0400chelsea fccfcFernando TorresPetr CechCeasar Azpilicuetaoscar<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bf38cdaaa61e02cfc34fb68fca7fb160/tumblr_mmy439KVxD1s7o65bo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/783809f2bf4df55ba54d9bac4479736c/tumblr_mmy439KVxD1s7o65bo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/46e93de918f4762ed5dc211fd9510933/tumblr_mmy439KVxD1s7o65bo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cb9a1aabdd76c1251f945dd46d32a546/tumblr_mmy439KVxD1s7o65bo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5bc6037a1966d1ad0329dc1c69852d3e/tumblr_mmy439KVxD1s7o65bo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9641442db313f4a9375fce1902e17ac9/tumblr_mmy439KVxD1s7o65bo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>Brana representing all Chelsea fans basically.</p>http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50656696296http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50656696296Fri, 17 May 2013 11:45:52 -0400paulo ferreirabranislav ivanovic<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1e3124bfee086385da6b391f7c1cb67e/tumblr_mmxm2vaFSU1qkyxdlo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><em>Mornin’</em></p>http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50651648607http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50651648607Fri, 17 May 2013 09:56:48 -0400fernando torres<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5b40f0931951dba914c5116d53adfff3/tumblr_mmx3ae9MxP1qjuayao1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b8079fd47b6bb37593580b3bc139fd5d/tumblr_mmx3ae9MxP1qjuayao2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>LOL. Haters, this is Terry not giving a single fuck.</p>http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50651583633http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50651583633Fri, 17 May 2013 09:55:15 -0400john terry<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fa113df4b6380b81130516ee9fab10a7/tumblr_mmx4j2luir1r84cfko3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/651f6074c9eecb7b27577f4d2f1fc991/tumblr_mmx4j2luir1r84cfko1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e60fed81684daeddc5e3f536e7612ac4/tumblr_mmx4j2luir1r84cfko4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7cb56ddf2677046c943a8bcf2431d66a/tumblr_mmx4j2luir1r84cfko2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://novocaine89.tumblr.com/post/50640189242/c-a-r-e-f-r-e-e-wherever-we-may-be">novocaine89</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small><em>c a r e f r e e , wherever we may be</em></small></p> </blockquote>http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50651467779http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50651467779Fri, 17 May 2013 09:52:33 -0400fans<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/28a59fc5b5566d8cf2bdefafb30afaec/tumblr_mmwtveiUDW1rnj1gio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>‘One for the money. Two for the show.’</p>http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50603563567http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50603563567Thu, 16 May 2013 17:52:36 -0400juan mata<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8c3625c38b6cdd97fafc25024492861d/tumblr_mmwv46ufBG1rqgnryo1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2a5452ed805ac681dca5bc85de56c194/tumblr_mmwv46ufBG1rqgnryo2_250.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://www.philosophyfootball.com/">Philosophy Football</a> releases Amsterdam 13 t-shirt.</p>http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50603066508http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50603066508Thu, 16 May 2013 17:45:42 -0400chelsea fccfcBranislav IvanonicFernando TorresBenfica<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ef20993229debb177e93ed3d194ac092/tumblr_mmw3ydRJto1qc5l87o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><em>Every season since he has been at the club he has been an absolute professional and he is a man you want on your side. You only have to look at him to see what a beast he is, he goes under the radar a bit because he just does his job but what a player. He’s a pleasure to play with and a great man, and he particularly deserved it out of everybody.<br/></em><br/>- Frank Lampard speaking about Branislav Ivanovic<em><br/></em></p> </blockquote> <p>“A<em> beast</em>? I don’t know what you’re talking about…”</p> <p><img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mel9vdbqgd1rwd38ho1_500.jpg"/></p>http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50599934651http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50599934651Thu, 16 May 2013 17:03:03 -0400frank lampardbranislav ivanovic<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e0d9fcf9412d1f189bfffbb11b1222d0/tumblr_mmwsozJ3py1rnj1gio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mata wins “Please-please-please-let-me-have-your-babies Player of the Year Award”</p>http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50599685248http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50599685248Thu, 16 May 2013 16:59:45 -0400juan mata<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1351b9f83c89cbdb86a73cd828fae92b/tumblr_mmwqi7quUr1rnj1gio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><small>@chelseafc: <span>Another pic of </span><a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/NathanAke">@<strong>NathanAke</strong></a><span> with his award… </span><a class="twitter-hashtag pretty-link js-nav" href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23CFCPoTY&src=hash">#<strong>CFCPoTY</strong></a><span> </span></small></p> </blockquote> <p>Young Player (OMG HE’S GOT AWESOME <span>HAIR TOO!!) of the Year</span></p>http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50598328733http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50598328733Thu, 16 May 2013 16:41:01 -0400nathan ake<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cbcd9e5cf3a39917c6e70faceb359696/tumblr_mmwqyiCH4f1rnj1gio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>Special Recognition Award</span></p>http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50598159824http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50598159824Thu, 16 May 2013 16:38:41 -0400frank lampard<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5343fd4a28b141481d09641a6038ae4e/tumblr_mmwrwk9rvs1rqgnryo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Jonathan Wilson on Oscar’s goal vs Juve (<a href="http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50594105423/goal-of-the-year-im-very-happy-chapionsleague">Goal of the Season</a>)</p>http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50597994439http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50597994439Thu, 16 May 2013 16:36:00 -0400chelsea fccfcoscar<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2e60a320d3cd05428274e28e73cdaeac/tumblr_mmv0u7CUXL1qbi63mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50594461464http://carefreechronicles.tumblr.com/post/50594461464Thu, 16 May 2013 15:43:29 -0400fernando torres